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WASHINGTON, DC – Democrat representatives in Congress announced a proposal Tuesday morning to ban the Smoking Gunns, a move lawmakers say comes as a response to the recent Florida shooting by Nikolas Cruz that left 17 people dead.
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CALGARY, ALBERTA – Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced Thursday morning that he’ll officially be renaming Bret “Hitman” Hart to Bret “Hit-person” Hart, effective immediately.
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BIRMINGHAM, AL – Bad News Brown has been revealed as Jason Jordan’s mother, according to Kurt Angle in a shocking announcement he made prior to tonight’s SmackDown taping in Birmingham, AL.
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ST. LOUIS, MO – James Ellsworth has self-identified as a woman in order to legally win the first ever women’s Money in the Bank match put on by WWE last week.
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WILKES BARRE, PA – Samoa Joe and Paul Heyman have been chosen to grace the cover of a new romance
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