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August 1, 2005 The Wrestling Professor

Rick Steiner Potatoes Relatives

Professional wrestler Rick Steiner (born Robert Rechsteiner) attended a family get-together late last week, and greeted them with a series of “potato” shots that led to numerous injuries by the time the event was over.

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Pro Wrestling News
July 25, 2005 The Wrestling Professor

WWE Signs Randy Orton’s Unborn Son

KANSAS CITY, MO — Vince McMahon has made the call to bring Randy Orton’s unborn son, Jimmy, to the main

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Pro Wrestling News
July 11, 2005 The Wrestling Professor

WWE Fires God, George Bush, and bin Laden

STAMFORD, CT — As part of an effort to cut company costs for the next fiscal quarter, WWE (World Wrestling

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Pro Wrestling News
July 4, 2005 The Wrestling Professor

WWE Conditionally Hires Matt Hardy

Challenging traditional sports procedures, and snubbing Congress while he’s at it, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) owner Vince McMahon signed wrestle Matt Hardy to a new contract, with the conditional requirement that he first fail a test for anabolic steroids.

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June 20, 2005 The Wrestling Professor

Undertaker Refuses to Sell for Baby Daughter

DEATH VALLEY, CA — Professional wrestler the Undertaker, who is a proud new father of a baby girl with wife

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