STAMFORD, CT — Following the success of OJ Simpson’s If I Did It book, in which he describes how he

He’s mad as Hell, and he’s not going to take it anymore. That’s what Hulk Hogan’s management team is saying, at least.

In line with his well known knack for “Turning negatives into positives,” Vince McMahon has decided to cash in on the string of muscle tears that have plagued his company by marketing a new line of “Muscle Tear Toys.”