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The Armpit’s coverage of the latest news and rumors on UFC and the world of mixed martial arts (MMA).

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MMA Moms Beat up Soccer Moms

December 17, 2007November 7, 2022 The Wrestling Professor

In a scene so ugly that it took dozens of concerned husbands to come out and help, several mothers of mixed martial arts (MMA) students got into a violent physical confrontation with several mothers of soccer players.

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Couture, White to Hold Hourly Press Conferences for Rest of Life

November 5, 2007November 9, 2022 The Wrestling Professor

UFC President Dana White plans to hold a press conference every hour for the rest of his life, he said earlier today, while UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture has agreed to do the same.

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Matt Hughes to Circumcise Team Hughes

October 1, 2007November 7, 2022 The Wrestling Professor

Following the bible reading assignments issued in episode 2 of The Ultimate Fighter, coach Matt Hughes has taken it one step further and ordered all members of Team Hughes to undergo an immediate circumcision.

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BJ Penn Referring Everyone in Personal Life to BJPenn.com

September 24, 2007November 7, 2022 The Wrestling Professor

Former UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) Lightweight champion BJ Benn has been referring everyone in his personal life to BJPenn.com lately, and his friends and family are concerned.

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Sean Sherk Tests Positive for Baby Food

September 10, 2007November 7, 2022 The Wrestling Professor

Current Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight champion Sean “Muscle Shark” Sherk has tested positive for baby food, said Executive Officer Armando Garcia of the California Athletic Commission.

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